tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post8534643501156877444..comments2009-11-26T02:14:38.288-05:00Tao Linhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04807160197099916059noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-77373920563717207752009-11-26T02:14:38.288-05:002009-11-26T02:14:38.288-05:00i made a graph <br />y axis happiness<br />x axis amount of doritos<br />then i started drawing it and i thought yay im gonna be happy forever but no i instinctively drew a log curve and then i drank gatorade all day and felt bloated<br /><br />&lt;3Lame Basicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10559583964297390574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-41784350852447376752009-06-20T02:24:17.618-04:002009-06-20T02:24:17.618-04:00seems like pink circles should be biggerbearfishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-41156458767249994062009-01-31T14:49:00.000-05:002009-01-31T14:49:00.000-05:00your "asshole" is shrinking!Brendan Garbeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13022590964756901857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-62570243215827072392009-01-30T03:36:00.000-05:002009-01-30T03:36:00.000-05:00i look forward to your graphs amidreaming and tomhanks<BR/><BR/>steve, are you going to pay me to do that, if so email me, thank youTao Linhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04807160197099916059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-62013457076833663552009-01-29T15:41:00.002-05:002009-01-29T15:41:00.002-05:00But then I would get sued I hope.Steve Subrizihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10585940008318064144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-88640328128317800732009-01-29T15:41:00.001-05:002009-01-29T15:41:00.001-05:00But then I would get sued I hope.Steve Subrizihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10585940008318064144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-64205910690144079872009-01-29T15:41:00.000-05:002009-01-29T15:41:00.000-05:00I wouldn't be afraid if you were female, Tao Lin, even though I might pay you a certain percent less if you made a graph of yourself for a PowerPoint presentation for my company.Steve Subrizihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10585940008318064144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-14718326518092020302009-01-29T10:07:00.000-05:002009-01-29T10:07:00.000-05:00i am inspired to make a graph nowtomhankshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18021845951573083484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-61633733760648114222009-01-28T23:33:00.000-05:002009-01-28T23:33:00.000-05:00I think, i just found this and it's great, you would like Kathy Acker's Pussy king of the pirates. though i am afraid maybe you're female.<BR/><BR/>nice chartplenilunettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16855512258296162275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-26501511074902241512009-01-28T21:49:00.000-05:002009-01-28T21:49:00.000-05:00i laugh at this. but i am going to make a cuter funnier more interesting overall better chart. i like the idea of CHARTS and GRAPHSam i dreaminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04214342567640513499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-34449442650099093592009-01-28T15:41:00.000-05:002009-01-28T15:41:00.000-05:00em, yes, if i get enough mad hits perhaps microsoft or something will sponsor me<BR/><BR/>sarah, probably a mushroom or something<BR/><BR/>jon, foreign rights sales = steady cash flow, i think<BR/><BR/>tomhanks, i would like to see a graph by you of the easter parade<BR/><BR/>or anything really, yeah just anything, on your blog<BR/><BR/>catherine, oh, good, i wonder how old michiko is now<BR/><BR/>seems like she could be anything between 30 - 80<BR/><BR/>at first i thought '80' seems like i was 'just joking' but then i thought 'no, i really do feel she could be 78 or 79'Tao Linhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04807160197099916059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-77214404832531609542009-01-28T07:03:00.000-05:002009-01-28T07:03:00.000-05:00I think you should make one of these for a bunch of other writers.<BR/><BR/>Also, in the NYT Updike Obituary by Michicko Kakutani, she calls him "blogger-like." I would call this a "breakthrough" in your career.Catherine Laceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01061518488541381691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-29707941813121245772009-01-28T01:42:00.000-05:002009-01-28T01:42:00.000-05:00i like this graph, i made a graph like this once, but just about how happy i was in different months of years.<BR/><BR/>it seems like you feel like less of an asshole when you are not involved with piano lessons. <BR/><BR/>acceptance and meaningless rates correspond. as do loneliness and severe depression.tomhankshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18021845951573083484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-14066339472296211442009-01-27T18:47:00.000-05:002009-01-27T18:47:00.000-05:002012 is more everything but asshole?<BR/><BR/>that's pretty good going i guess<BR/><BR/>everyone must have something to work towardsChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040659579300238038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-49345832221314515432009-01-27T18:12:00.000-05:002009-01-27T18:12:00.000-05:00oh, i guess i didn't pay enough attention.<BR/><BR/>if i ever come into large amounts of money i'll hire you to write an rpg for me.alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10902287582400086556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-7764354658146931422009-01-27T16:25:00.000-05:002009-01-27T16:25:00.000-05:00this is not very professional lookingJúlíahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816810501481868938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-9972122185356350802009-01-27T15:00:00.000-05:002009-01-27T15:00:00.000-05:00Rabbit is Dead =/jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01215238436081042148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-37571049514729976822009-01-27T14:39:00.000-05:002009-01-27T14:39:00.000-05:00john updike is dead guys.walruswheedchickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14195110331820978255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-36611641251725106982009-01-27T14:33:00.000-05:002009-01-27T14:33:00.000-05:00Conclusions:<BR/>- Learning the piano leads to severe depression.<BR/>- The older one gets, the lower and less sure one is about their self-esteem OR teenagers are cocky assholes.<BR/>- Activities like playing the piano and writing are good substitutions for human interaction and can detract from the feeling of loneliness.<BR/>- Steady cash flow =&gt; Mad hits? Mad hits =&gt; Steady cash flow? Hm.jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01215238436081042148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-28956438826455625722009-01-27T12:53:00.000-05:002009-01-27T12:53:00.000-05:00do you remember the 1st thing you ate?<BR/><BR/>it might be a stretch to remember.<BR/>maybe mine was breast milk, i'm not sure. i feel like my mom couldn't breast feed me or something. i will have to ask now. <BR/>but then again, that should be considered 1st thing drank. <BR/>but any consumption of food is eating right?Spec of sawdusthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13555542714899876596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-7590426570957848762009-01-27T12:43:00.000-05:002009-01-27T12:43:00.000-05:00hopefully the mad increased "mad hits" of 2012 signal the removal of the distracting a.a. body parts from this otherwise satisfying and engaging blog.<BR/>but it might have something to do with your continued abandonment of piano lessons.emhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11174966985827180541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-10261880719673762462009-01-27T10:16:00.000-05:002009-01-27T10:16:00.000-05:00alex, i played it, i didn't make it<BR/><BR/>if you thought i made itTao Linhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04807160197099916059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-35245364125477648372009-01-27T09:48:00.000-05:002009-01-27T09:48:00.000-05:00tao, you are really off the deep end<BR/><BR/>i mean i luv ya pal, but you are rally somethinZachary Germanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14188086050230223538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-17801434489815738722009-01-27T09:46:00.000-05:002009-01-27T09:46:00.000-05:00Good job.Bradley Sandshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556181380912931853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13096981.post-66148369389703488322009-01-27T09:40:00.000-05:002009-01-27T09:40:00.000-05:00this is great.chris killenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11394897452634164343noreply@blogger.com