5/25/10

'richard yates' is 'the rumpus book club' selection re august

information re 'richard yates' is here, information re 'the rumpus book club' is here and here (i think because 'richard yates' is paperback you will also get one other book for august, the paperback of the adderall diaries, i think)

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5/16/10

new art & gallery show

most of these will be at hiding gallery 5/21, click them to view titles/larger, go here to view 'even larger'

normally attentive/loving parent temporarily ‘distracted’ by ‘marital problems combined with “vague existential despair”’ as its young child looks toward it with vague, complex, vicarious intentions involving (to different degrees and among other things) approval, comfort, pride, concern, love, fear at a mixed-species skate park that ‘just opened’middle-aged bluefin tuna ‘squandering’ its life-savings, risking its life ‘big time,’ & abandoning a ‘very successful’ career in ‘the arts’ (via ‘abandoning life’) to ‘parachute amidst mountains deforested & painted neon colors by an unrelated ‘middle-aged bluefin tuna with a “very successful” career in “the arts”’ because it ‘honestly didn’t know what else to do with its life,’ according to the 260-word New York Times obituary of it published two days after this photograph 2x hamster swimming at ~4:30 am in the giant swimming pool (~5% pictured) of the mansion they’ve been ‘squatting’ (to some degree of the conventional slang-meaning of the word) in for 13 weeks (after escaping from a 10-gallon fishtank in an adjacent mansion’s 8-year-old girl’s 1st-floor bedroom) because due to their size they can ‘pretty easily’ hide whenever they ‘sense’ that a human being is near and also the new mansion has no cats or dogs and is ‘very messy, with “piles of clothes” “in range” in almost every room and hallway’ and there seems to always be fresh Wendy’s or Arby’s leftovers in the private movie theatre in the basement where also it’s almost always dark to a degree that you can’t see a hamster even if it’s ‘walking around’ idly’'early 20s' hamster staring at [unknown], not aware that it's ~75" away from an 'early 20s' bluefin tuna that's also staring at [unknown], though a different '[unknown]'gigantic satanic hamster 'very happily' flying onto an 'unsuspecting treetop' after using an unknown but probably 'very large' amount of amphetamines on itself to relieve boredom/despair

financially desperate tree doing a 'quadruple kickflip' off a cliff into a 5000+ foot gorge to retain its nike, fritos, and redbull sponsorships[self explanatory, to some degree]upside-down cross staring at a tree in 'vaguely sarcastic' disbelief for something to do on april 12, 2009 at 2:34 a.m.banana jumping in swimming pool with 'bored'/'vaguely distracted' facial expressionhappy hamster ‘unwittingly’ leaving its hamster friend in a state of ‘severe depression’

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5/12/10

'the official chuck palahniuk website' interviewed me

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