4/29/10

i created a music video w/ gidgetsparks

63 Comments:

Anonymous Show_Some_tittie said...

Tell that hot lil bitch to show some skin.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bro...

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish there were more cats in this video
maybe cats climbing on her naked body or something
"would be less boring or something" 'lol'

1:53 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bro...

1:54 PM  
Blogger miles ross said...

just want to have sex now

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Hannah said...

I really like the cat's neck kerchief. and that we finally get to see her face. (the woman, not the cat, although the cat's face is cute too).

2:08 PM  
Blogger vanjulio said...

that looks just like my cat Sammy - and now I just need to give him the red scarf to wear. red tshirt cape looked dashing, but a "Running of the Bulls" red scarf would really accentuate his ferocity. I have to merely dress him up now and film it. The house cat that does not climb trees will always be comforting. Is that the point of all this?

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cats would say "meow, meow, meow"

subtitles would read: 'trying to climb this naked girl'

2:16 PM  
Blogger Morgan said...

I like the cats. I really like that cats. I like the song, too. It has the unique property that, no matter how much I raise the volume on my computer, it never seems to get any louder.

I would like to hear the original audio for this footage. I imagine Tao Lin saying things like "Climb the ladder" and "Climb over the wall" and "Now come back" in a totally neutral tone. I think that would be interesting to hear.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like ke$ha

2:25 PM  
Anonymous brendan said...

Cat montage seems genuine, as if the cats are not trying to "be" anything in particular.

I found the motivational and somewhat assertive "climbin' this shit" title to be undercut by the softer vocals and acoustics. But it was more just like "cool, they're not trying to be all agressive and macho" in their assertions that they can climb things.

2:26 PM  
Blogger miles ross said...

h8 cats

2:35 PM  
Blogger Erik Stinson said...

i feel certain that the cats are trying to 'be' something

2:36 PM  
Blogger SVGL said...

my cat has a facebook. kind of wish she also had a 'blogspot account' so that she could comment on this. seems relevant to her.

feel like she'd say something like 'meow'. possibly not, since i feel that the sound cats make generally does not seem like 'meow.'

since it really is me typing for her (cats cannot actually type) maybe i'd have her write 'eaaorw.' think that sounds most like her.

kind of wish this were facebook so that i could 'log in' as my cat and she could 'like' this post.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

have your cat 'fb' me or nina

your cat comment on our walls, this video is posted on our walls

looking forward to being 'fb'd' by your cat

2:44 PM  
Blogger samantha said...

reminds me of john cheever's short story "the swimmer"

good stuff!

3:00 PM  
Anonymous stephen said...

seems sweet, bros

3:01 PM  
Blogger zoe said...

my cat frank doesn't have facebook and is feeling a little left out.

3:03 PM  
Blogger blake west said...

i thought 'good'

3:03 PM  
Blogger Jordan Castro said...

damn, sweet

3:20 PM  
Blogger SVGL said...

can't seem to find your 'fb' due to high volume of 'tao lin' results. maybe you could friend zelda, her name is 'zelda alexander.' doubt there are too many 'zelda alexanders' using facebook.

feel like she would be glad to accept, due to having appeared on your tumblr sitting beside a copy of SFAA, a photo that appears among her 'profile pics.'

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Sarah Palin said...

my cat hates getting jizz on his back

4:00 PM  
Blogger Justin R. Morris said...

I thought it was going to be bad. Feeling multilateral cynicism at the moment. But it was good. It has a softer-kinder-gentler Boards of Canada type-sound. Me likey.

Although . . . I hope making this was . . . like . . . free. Otherwise, bro-man-dude, Kacper Jarecki needs it.

4:12 PM  
Blogger david fishkind said...

this has too many comments wtf...

4:33 PM  
Blogger SVGL said...

zelda is a little bit unhappy about the link, as gidget is the name of my best friend's dog who makes her mad jealous.

feel like it brought up some 'trauma' for her. damn.

5:25 PM  
Blogger chrysler5thavenue said...

try to hold the camera still next time. trust me on this, i went to film school.

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

Hmm. T-Lin, this made think of your essay about a Kmart manager next to a pinecone. Specifically, how you think about art while in the shower trying to suppress shit-talking. I do the same thing. And I think I’m going to be in the shower later trying to suppress shit-talking about this video. But I too recognize the arbitrariness of a subjective delineation between ‘art’ and not-‘art’. (Note that those aren’t T-Lin-style quotation marks, those are my own honest-to-goodness non-smarmy quotation marks.) And so I can’t help but think maybe I connect with you less now and we’re not on the same level of self-awareness, so we can’t really contribute as much to each other’s lives as I thought before I saw this video. But perhaps this whole comment is sarcastic in the same vein as your video, so I guess you don’t really know…

7:03 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@anonymous#1 can you elaborate, i feel interested in reading more about your perceptions of my 'level of awareness' after watching this video

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

By the way, do you think in your writing that you use your unique stylistic manner as a crutch because you’re afraid to clearly and unequivocally say what you think? I’m not asking that to be supercilious. I’m honestly curious. Perhaps you don’t realize it. Do you consider your style a gimmick, is it a perceived need to adopt a signature that sets you apart, or is it true to your intention as a poet and writer? Is it possible not to have a gimmick?

7:13 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@anonymous#1 (1) i have a certain style in each of my books, if you have read 'bed' and 'sfaa' you know i don't have one prose style, i feel that i have something like 5-8 prose styles that are, in my organization of it, distinct (2) i don't feel that any of those styles are 'unique,' except in the manner that everything is literally unique, i can cite who i 'copied' for whatever tic or technique in whatever style i use (3) for most of my writing, i think, i have wanted to to express clearly what i think rather than something else or to express it indirectly or metaphorically (4) what books of mine have you read, i don't think you've read any or you've read maybe 'sfaa' only

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

I should say that you remind me of Ludwig Wittgenstein, so I’m not sure your style is a crutch, there’s just perhaps no way to communicate—from inside the closed-system of human language—certain concepts, and maybe you’re approaching the cusp of what can be said. WTF am I talking about?

Hmm, I have to think more about my first comment and get back to you.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

I haven’t read ‘Shoplifting from American Apparel’, but I’ve read ‘You Are a Little Bit Happier Than I Am’ and ‘Bed’ and ‘Eeeee Eee Eeee’ and many of your various interviews and articles. I don’t think you do have multiple prose styles. Well, perhaps you do, but I didn’t study English so I don’t really know. To me it feels as though you have one style, though, whether or not it’s the same ‘prose style’ (whatever ‘prose style’ means). I’ll have to think more about why I think that.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn almost a shitstorm. felt some sprinkles of shit, that's all. felt good. anony bro was like 'i swear this isn't shit' and tao bro said 'this is shit' and anony bro said 'no its not shit. level of self-awareness bro' and tao said 'this is shit i am sensitive to shit right now because i have a lot of shit to do and i've been caught in something that could become a shitstorm. kombucha.'

daaaaamn

7:30 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bros...

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

T-Lin, we're not arguing. I think that I think you're awesome otherwise I wouldn't be commenting here. I’m asking because I want to understand your work and/or you. If it makes you feel better you can outsource some small part of your giant haze of tasks to me. Also, I'm not anonymous, I'm Anonymous #1. As De Saussure would say, there's a difference between the sign and the signified. Need to consider your responses further…

8:38 PM  
Blogger iz said...

alright

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Scarborough said...

The kitten pictures didn't work.

The girl climbing things and music in the background worked.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.myspace.com/henry2cool4school
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1:31 AM  
Blogger jillian said...

hi tao, i really like the cover of 'richard yates'

jillian

11:39 AM  
Blogger Oscar Arias said...

I want to put a kaffiyeh on a cat, walk around with cat, and ignore everyone.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tao, don't you hate cats?

Is the cat in this video the enemy?

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i crush hard on that girl

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

glad to see no naggles up in this peace

wonder where the blacks have gone

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

naggles...

6:18 PM  
Blogger Erik Stinson said...

lol re 'T-Lin'

7:16 AM  
Blogger brittany wallace said...

cute video
cute song
cute girl
cute cat

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

@Erik Stinson: T-Lin is Tao Lin’s pimp name. He answers to it exclusively.

@Tao Lin: I thought more about your question, but I don’t have a good answer. My perception of your ‘level of awareness’ comes mostly from reading your books, your blog, and seeing your art and photos. In fact, my level of awareness of you comes predominantly from the brilliant write-up and series of photos of you modeling I Am Carles. I posted my remark because after I watched your video I felt that I had misevaluated all those things, being—as I was—a new ‘me’ (again, not your quotes), so to speak: a me who exists in the context of having now seen your video. You cannot step twice into the same river, and so seeing your video made me a different person than that who I was before I saw your video, and the new person I became had to re-evaluate the ‘level of awareness’ I previously ascribed to you. I wonder if that makes sense?

The reason I thought this is because when I watched your video it didn’t seem as good a video as ‘you’ would make. It was not up to your standards. But then I got confused, because since you made the video, how could it be anything different than the video you would make? One possibility is you didn’t make the video. Barring that, I was lead to re-evaluate the video instead of you, which I’ve done for the last two days. (Although, I didn’t actually watch it again, because I thought it better to base my evaluation off my memory of it. You cannot step twice into the same river, and so seeing the video again would be a different experience than the first time, and since my comment was based on a particular viewing of your video, it would be untruthful to answer regarding a different viewing. Plus, I am a new ‘me’ now, having even read your question, and I feel I would be more inclined to give the video a positive opinion just to please you.) Upon reflecting more on the video, I came to the conclusion that maybe I just didn’t ‘get’ the video. (I think those might be your quotes.) Anyways, I’m trying to challenge all my assumptions. So now I’ve shifted from trying to evaluate the objective quality of the video to evaluating the quality of my so-called objective assessment of your video.

Gosh, this is confusing. Perhaps nothing can ever compare to your I Am Carles modeling job. And that bothers me a little bit. So perhaps my level of awareness of you was previously that you had potential for infinite creative advancement, which is obviously impossible, and my new level of awareness of you is a more realistic one in which you have already achieved your apex. But I still hope you can achieve better than that. Unless, of course, you feel that this video is the current pinnacle of your achievement, in which case you should continue wholeheartedly, but then our levels of awareness are different. I feel the video kind of missed the point somehow, and left the realm of clever incisive scathing sarcasm; and into a place where its lack of purpose or generally-accepted quality was no longer purposeful; it was not as cool as other stuff you’ve done. And I guess the crux is that if you think it is, I misevaluated your level of awareness as juxtaposed to mine. But at the same time after typing all this I am no inclined to look back on your video more fondly than I think I originally did.

But that still leaves me feeling that you and I, for better or worse, are ultimately on different levels of awareness. But then maybe you feel the same way about the video as I do. Then our levels of awareness are the same. Or perhaps, too, the video’s execution does not match your vision for it, and so again our levels of awareness may still be commensurate. So I don’t really know at all. It makes me uncomfortable to think that all you can do is guess whether another person is on the same level of awareness as you, and your guess could be proved wrong at any moment. It’s disappointing to think that, and it makes me a little sad regardless of the question of whether you and I are actually the same.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

@T-Lin: Ignore my other comments. I think you assumed I was criticizing you and I wasn’t. I’m an anonymous poster on your blog, after all.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Gregory Bem said...

Reminds me of this time just outside of San Francisco. There was this gas station and it was on this hill. But it never felt like a hill because we were all on top of it. We could see the coast lining up down below. Perspective. Feels like hill now.

Wine glass stain fingertips.

12:52 AM  
Blogger steve roggenbuck said...

i read 'you are a little bit happier than i am,' 'bed,' and 'sfaa' in that order, and i felt like they are different styles. i felt the difference the most between 'bed' and 'sfaa'; there are more metaphors and descriptive language in 'bed,' including kinds of phrases that include the word "thing" at the end, like "it was a shiny, difficult thing," or something, when in sfaa, there would just be the name of the thing. i think the voice in 'sfaa' and 'you are a little' are both more similar to T-Lin's blog than 'bed'.. and the voice in 'you are a little' seems more deliberately funny, and maybe less mature (but not in a necessarily bad way.. some of my favorite T-Lin writings are from that book)

i feel like the consistency in T-Lin's work is more based on a (more or less, somewhat) consistent character or persona behind the poems, who can take on different styles, but it still seems like 'oh yeah, the same person wrote this, it seems like, vaguely'

the video was sweet, tao. i like the music and the cat pictures

12:29 PM  
Blogger Kevin Lee said...

feel like anonymous #1 just came off as a very obvious 'attention whore' without actually making me laugh
think i have a low tolerance for things like that or something
vaguely annoyed, i suppose.

the video was funny and 'cute'
genuinely appreciate it

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Scarborough said...

I think AN1 had some legitimate points. The writing style is different between Bed and SFAA, but not so much different. And I think that's in part because the subject matter and themes between Bed and SFAA are similar.

I don't think it's a devastating problem. I think it's a problem all writers deal with. Raymond Carver (at least in his short stories) seems to have the same writing style in all of his pieces. Jim Shepard seems to have different writing styles between some pieces. That alone doesn't make one author better than the other. It makes them different authors.

I'm inclined to think discussion on prose style was more a neutral observation than a direct attack on Tao Lin.

10:13 PM  
Blogger Justin R. Morris said...

I looked up "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia once and thought that that was smart and then it just took me to some boring page about Wikipedia.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous #1 said...

@Kevin Lee: I wasn't trying to make you laugh.

Scarborough is correct. I wasn't attacking Tao Lin, just curious about what he thinks about his writing. I don't have to be a hater just because I asked a question; if I didn't like it I would have said it fucking sucked. If you read what I wrote (and what T-Lin wrote that I was commenting about) the point was that nothing can actually suck, anyways—it just indicates that the two people are somewhat removed in terms of their awareness of each other and in how they perceive the world. I just like what he writes about, and that I can read his stuff and then actually ask him a question about his motivations and specific interpretations of the things he writes, because he actually interacts with his readers. Try that with J.K. Rowling. All you get back is a headshot signed with an autopen and a coupon for $1 off the next Harry Potter book.

3:59 PM  
Blogger steve roggenbuck said...

i thought about this, in relation to the music video, and felt sweet:
--

Kaitlyn and Sam went upstairs into an outdoor area and each did a cartwheel. Kaitlyn broke a glass and covered her mouth with her hand. Sam covered his mouth with his hand then tried to climb onto the roof.

"You can't climb that," someone said. "And this area is closing."

9:37 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@steve sweet

12:37 PM  
Blogger Igor Babayev said...

i used to have that cat

12:58 PM  
Blogger abrupt said...

feel like this blog would be better overall if you had kept the party post and deleted this one.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bro...

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like you don't get laid much.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bro...

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Z-Mose said...

i'm allergic to cats....

11:16 PM  
Anonymous chinesetomcruise said...

kinda feel like cats are becoming really cool lately. before it was all about dogs like lou-dog from sublime but now its all like oh snacks the cat from best coast and shit

12:17 PM  

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