norway has purchased 'shoplifting from american apparel'
cappelen damm, a company some are calling 'norway's premier publisher,' the result of a merger between companies formed in the 1800's, is publishing shoplifting from american apparel in 2010 or 2011; other countries interested in purchasing 'sfaa' or my other books for the enjoyment, literary-critical scrutiny, and cultural/existential/sociological enrichment of their countrymen are encouraged to contact my publisher
20 Comments:
damn
nice. congrats tao
good job! how much money does this mean that you will see as a result? hopefully enough to make 'zany blog projects' more of something to do for mad cash on the side than sustaining yourself
this should make you feel good. good things are happening. you're working hard,
that's some rad news, tao. congrats!
Right on. Great book, Tao.
seems strange. there are no american apparels in norway.
http://americanapparel.net/storelocations/Index.aspx
great news
great news for norway
nice
Norwaaaaaay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
Norway seems as cut off from wanting to actually publish this as that Beach House song is from conceivably being about Norway.
Still, great news for Norway.
economic crisis temporarily averted. sweet.
@nate damn
@jessev sweet
@brendan sweet/they told me not to reveal #'s
@anonymous sweet/are you my mom maybe
@sarahspy sweet
@anonymous sweet
@adam sweet/'sfaa' is existential, in my view, in that 'american apparel' can be replaced with [any store], in my view, and not change the book's 'desired effect,' in my view
@chris sweet
@bearfish hehe/sweet
@marie_ant sweet
@anonymous damn
@jonny sweet
nice, Tao.
congratulations to you, Tao. This is probably the best thing that has happened to Norway since the 2008 release of the film REPRISE.
I wonder whether you would help me resolve a situation which has been the source of considerable personal turmoil since its occurrence.
on thanksgiving eve i was in a Chicago Starbucks reading your newly Norway-lauded book when a man approached me and claimed to have been a good friend of yours, a drinking buddy, in Williamsburg. Please tell me if the following descriptions apply to someone you might know:
He attempted for two hours to ply my affections with jargon related to quantum mechanics. Does this sound like someone you might know?
He also attempted to ply my affections by revealing information about his paychecks and vast network of personal wealth. Does this sound like someone you might know
He also attempted to ply my affections with effusive comments related to the music of the Wu-Tang Clan. This was less impressive than when he transcribed, rapidly and without error, the jazz combo 'ditty' that had been playing in Starbucks and which he had apparently been idly listening to while he had simultaneously attempted to ply my affections with jargon related to quantum mechanics. Does this sound like someone you might know
His carriage, lack of social expediency, and oblique linguistic character seemed to suggest the presence of Aspergers or some other mild form of autism. Does this sound like someone you might know
He was smallish. He seemed to like Burberry. He claimed he was the smartest physicist alive. Does this sound like someone you might know
Thank you in advance.
i'm pretty sure i have no 'drinking buddies'
can you describe the person more?
i'm pretty sure i don't know the person
Aspergers
Burberry
Stanford/MIT/Julliard
Physicist
Smallish
Beady Eyes
"Brunette"
Otherwise vague physiognomy, unremarkable appearance.
Rapid speech patterns, highly technical lexicon
Claimed To Have Posted Bail When You Stole Headphones From NYU.
Claimed You and He Would 'Carouse' 2-3 Times Per Week
i don't know that person
no one 'posted bail'
don't think i have 'caroused' with a male regularly for 2-3 days a week in ~5 years
damn.
i feel disturbed.
i feel that there is something terribly wrong with people.
congratulations on norway.
wow, almost thought that guy was one of me and ben blum's friends
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