Japanese "Eeeee Eee Eeee" (Kawade Shobo, 2009)
Kawade Shobo is publishing Eeeee Eee Eeee this month. They asked me to make a 30-second promotional video. They "embedded" my 30-second promotional video into a longer promotional video they made. I feel maybe Japanese people will appreciate that I seem embarrassed in the video. I feel I was "just" "being myself." If any Japanese people are reading this blog post I would like to say that I co-wrote a book called Hikikomori in 2006.I like Japan. I don't remember when I first felt that I liked Japan. Maybe when I first played Nintendo. Japan is maybe "by far" my favorite country. Japan seems to have a long life expectancy, a low obesity rate, and a social phenomenon that seems related to things I like to read or write about such as loneliness, depression, boredom, confusion, social anxiety, and meaninglessness. Japanese people seem on average more calm, embarrassed, nervous, "humble," and shy than people from other countries, I feel (based on my experiences in concrete reality, watching TV and movies, and reading books). Seems like Japanese people "shit talk" less. I went to Japan when I was 8 or 9. Here is a poem about my trip to Japan.
To "commemorate" Japan publishing Eeeee Eee Eeee I will now blog about every Japanese book I remember having read.
The Woman in the Dunes by Kobo Abe
I think I have read it twice. Having problems remembering if I read this once or twice. I like the ending, seems "very" consoling. Seems powerful in "reminding" me that happiness is "relative" and that I can probably "come to accept," and be able to feel "happiness" or "pleasure" in any situation that I am put into, no matter how "horrible" it may seem from other perspectives.
The Box Man by Kobo Abe
I think I read the first 20-80 pages maybe three times. I think I have not ever finished the entire book. The first 20-80 pages seem funny, emotional, and consoling to me. It is about people who leave their apartments and put refrigerator boxes over themselves, and live inside the refrigerator boxes, walking around with the refrigerator boxes over them and sitting down inside the refrigerator boxes and eating and sleeping in them, with small openings so they can see outside the box. I think after 80 pages the book becomes some kind of "meta" thing that focuses on "sexual fetishes"/"narrative reliability issues" and less directly on loneliness/social alienation.
Inter Ice Age 4 by Kobo Abe
This can maybe be considered a "science fiction" novel. I think this is the earliest Kobo Abe novel translated to English. I think he has two novels before this not translated to English. I think Kobo Abe has almost the same tone in everything I have read by him. I view Kobo Abe tonally as I view Kafka or Joy Williams, in that these people have maintained a distinct tone throughout their careers, to some degree, it seems. Kobo Abe's tone seems confident of itself and can be described as "funny," "humorously logical," or "not unlike Kafka." Inter Ice Age 4's main "thing" is maybe a machine that can predict the future by processing the existing data of the past. If the prediction is "made public" the machine then "must" do another prediction that includes the data of the effect of the initial prediction being released, which if then released requires another prediction, and the "average" of those predictions becomes the final prediction of the future, I think. The book eventually becomes, to me, about acceptance, relativity, and acknowledging then "internalizing" different perspectives as a means to feel more accurately insignificant in order, among other things, to make oneself feel "less depressed." It is maybe similar to The Woman in the Dunes re the sentence before this sentence.
Kangaroo Notebook by Kobo Abe
This is a "surrealistic"/"magic realist" novel maybe. The narrative seems to progress based on a logic or thought process that is "not realistic" but that is consistent and, to me, "funny"/"interesting." This book seems to maybe "showcase" Kobo Abe's creativity and sense of humor in the way, I feel, that The Quick and the Dead "showcases" Joy Williams' creativity and sense of humor. I feel I would commit to reading the entire book if I owned it. I have read maybe 40 pages of it while "at work" in a library that had it. This book is rare maybe, not sure. I feel I will read it in entirety within 1-2 years. I look forward to reading it.
The Ark Sakura by Kobo Abe
I have read maybe 30 pages. I have it in "giant" hardcover edition. If I had a softcover edition I feel I would read it in entirety within 1-2 months. I feel committed to reading it in entirety at some point. I feel that I would read anything by Kobo Abe due to his relatively consistent tone that I already know I like. I feel interested in reading non-fiction by Kobo Abe. He wears "hipster glasses" in his author photos from I think the 50's or 60's or 70's.
Norweigian Wood by Haruki Murakami
I think I liked this. I think it was highly readable and contained moments where the narrator was "depressed"/"lonely" without being dramatic about it. I don't remember what happened in it. I remember one part where the narrator was lonely in college maybe. I think it is about a relationship.
A Wild Sheep Chase by Haruki Murakami
I'm not certain if I read this in entirety. I don't remember what happened in it. I think I remember one part where some kind of "authority," like an FBI person, is standing in a room with the narrator and a sheep or something. I'm currently experiencing "weird feelings" that I somehow "copied" this book in the animal sections of Eeeee Eee Eeee.
Dance Dance Dance by Haruki Murakami
I'm not certain if I read this in entirety. I don't remember what happened in it. I think this is a sequel to A Wild Sheep Chase or that A Wild Sheep Chase is a sequel to this. I seem to have images of sheep in this book, but maybe that is just the title or the cover. I think the cover of this has a "ram" on it.
Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami
I remember reading this and feeling like I was reading a fantasy novel. I think it had a map in it that reminded me of Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior on "regular Nintendo." It alternates chapters between two "separate" books that I think vaguely connect in the end, or at times, but not enough to make it "not 'literary.'" Seems like a successful gimmick in inducing feelings of "this world we are in isn't real" or "there are other, alternate worlds that maybe influence this one or just exist." I remember imagining the landscape of the "End of the World" parts as like in the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami
I remember feeling excited reading the story about a couple "robbing" a McDonald's late at night. I think after reading it I told my mom to read it. I also remember a story where the narrator talks about how the only question he had, in his head, after meeting a girl, or something, was whether or not he was going to "have sex" with the girl. I felt "alienated" from that "sentiment" at the time in my life when I read that quote; I do not necessarily feel "not alienated" from that "sentiment" currently, I haven't thought about it currently.
South of the Border, West of the Sun by Haruki Murakami
I think I remember the narrator owning a jazz club or something. I feel that I liked this novel. I feel that I like his short, "realistic" novels more than his other novels. I think I read all his books before I had read any of the books I currently like most, for example any K-mart Realism except probably Raymond Carver.
Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami
I remember one scene where the narrator looks out his window and sees something in a building across the street. It is "himself" naked and doing sexual things to another person. I remember feeling "really scared" alone in my room in Florida after reading that scene. I was afraid to look out the window because I thought I might see myself naked and doing weird things. Currently it seems not scary at all, maybe I am remembering the scene wrong. I feel like this novel contains a girl being sent into space in the style of monkeys that were sent into space in the 60's. I'm certain that isn't in the book.
After the Quake by Haruki Murakami
I liked the stories in here. I think they were all, but the last one, "realistic," and more than 20 pages. I feel that Haruki Murakami said the stories in this book were inspired by Raymond Carver, not entirely sure about that. I think I know that Haruki Murakami is Raymond Carver's Japanese translator. I have "actually" read a biography of Haruki Murakami by his "main" English translator, Jay Rubin. I don't remember anything specific from the biography.
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
I think I read maybe 80 pages of this. After reading maybe 80 pages I felt myself not having a strong desire anymore to read more books by Haruki Murakami. Previously I felt enough desire to calmly and even "excitedly" "commit" to entire books by him. I think after 80 pages of this I became aware that I like translations of Haruki Murakami by Philip Gabriel more than Jay Rubin, who seems to use many cliches/idioms like "screamed at the top of my lungs" or "felt it at the bottom of my heart," whereas I seem to remember that Philip Gabriel did not use many cliches/idioms. Wonder if Haruki Murakami is aware of this. Here is a YouTube video of Haruki Murakami, "lol."
No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai
I remember the narrator of this book being "emo." I think there is a passage in the book where the narrator says he is "no longer human" due to extreme detachment or inability to feel happy or something. I have memories of the narrator trying to kill himself, maybe more than once. I have memories of the narrator looking at his child or something and feeling "nothing" or maybe feeling "confused." I don't remember what "actually" happens in this book. I think I remember feeling that the author had a complex/layered sense of sarcasm/irony that I "suspected" wasn't conveyed completely due to translation.
The Setting Sun by Osamu Dazai
I don't remember how much of this book I read. I think I remember some parts about the main character being a child and feeling alienated. I may have not read this book. I think I read it.
Rashoman and Other Stories by Ryunosuke Akutagawa
I remember feeling that the stories in this book were like "fables, or something," in that the author seemed to have "what if" ideas and then write stories to actuate the ideas, for example thinking "what if someone was never satisfied with their wife's looks" or something then "sitting down" and writing that story until the "what if" question seemed answered.
Sayonara, Gangsters by Genichiro Takahashi
I remember initially thinking this book was "too whimsical" or something for me to like it, but after maybe 50 pages I felt I liked it. This book has a Jonathan Safran Foer blurb, seems funny. I liked this book. It seems not available anywhere. I read a copy from New York University's library. I remember feeling emotional at one "chapter" while also feeling aware that I was being manipulated, but being okay with being manipulated.
The One-Straw Revolution by Masanobu Fukuoka
This book is about organic farming and the arbitrary, relative, "meaninglessness" nature of the universe. The author says when he was around 25 he felt, suddenly, or something, that everything was "meaningless," which made him happy. After that he went somewhere and started a farm. The book discusses how types of farming (or other things involved in food production) that use chemicals and unnatural fertilizers are causing certain effects that most people would view as "undesirable" in terms of health, "happiness," people's "worldviews," sustainability, the environment, future generations, and other things. I like this book. It has pictures from the 60's or 70's or 80's that I think show Masanobu Fukuoka wearing "hipster glasses."
Snakes and Earrings by Hitomi Kanehara
I think this is ~15,000 words. It is about a "depressed"/"detached" girl that is "into" piercings and then later drinks a lot of alcohol every day. I remember at the end the girl feels really depressed then for no reason feels less depressed, then feels happy and "hopeful for the future," or something. It seemed funny. I think she wrote it when 18 or 19. In Japan I think the "major" literary prize is the Akutagawa Prize, which is given "annually" to one person, but in 2003 it was given to two people, Hitomi Kanehara and Risa Wataya, who were both 19 or 20, which were the youngest ages to whom the prize had been awarded (feeling uncertain re grammar in this sentence.) I would like to read Hitomi Kanehara's other books but I think they aren't translated. One is available in the UK maybe. Seems like almost none of the books that win the Akutagawa Prize are translated to English.
The Woman in the Dunes by Kobo Abe
I think I have read it twice. Having problems remembering if I read this once or twice. I like the ending, seems "very" consoling. Seems powerful in "reminding" me that happiness is "relative" and that I can probably "come to accept," and be able to feel "happiness" or "pleasure" in any situation that I am put into, no matter how "horrible" it may seem from other perspectives.
The Box Man by Kobo Abe
I think I read the first 20-80 pages maybe three times. I think I have not ever finished the entire book. The first 20-80 pages seem funny, emotional, and consoling to me. It is about people who leave their apartments and put refrigerator boxes over themselves, and live inside the refrigerator boxes, walking around with the refrigerator boxes over them and sitting down inside the refrigerator boxes and eating and sleeping in them, with small openings so they can see outside the box. I think after 80 pages the book becomes some kind of "meta" thing that focuses on "sexual fetishes"/"narrative reliability issues" and less directly on loneliness/social alienation.
Inter Ice Age 4 by Kobo Abe
This can maybe be considered a "science fiction" novel. I think this is the earliest Kobo Abe novel translated to English. I think he has two novels before this not translated to English. I think Kobo Abe has almost the same tone in everything I have read by him. I view Kobo Abe tonally as I view Kafka or Joy Williams, in that these people have maintained a distinct tone throughout their careers, to some degree, it seems. Kobo Abe's tone seems confident of itself and can be described as "funny," "humorously logical," or "not unlike Kafka." Inter Ice Age 4's main "thing" is maybe a machine that can predict the future by processing the existing data of the past. If the prediction is "made public" the machine then "must" do another prediction that includes the data of the effect of the initial prediction being released, which if then released requires another prediction, and the "average" of those predictions becomes the final prediction of the future, I think. The book eventually becomes, to me, about acceptance, relativity, and acknowledging then "internalizing" different perspectives as a means to feel more accurately insignificant in order, among other things, to make oneself feel "less depressed." It is maybe similar to The Woman in the Dunes re the sentence before this sentence.
Kangaroo Notebook by Kobo Abe
This is a "surrealistic"/"magic realist" novel maybe. The narrative seems to progress based on a logic or thought process that is "not realistic" but that is consistent and, to me, "funny"/"interesting." This book seems to maybe "showcase" Kobo Abe's creativity and sense of humor in the way, I feel, that The Quick and the Dead "showcases" Joy Williams' creativity and sense of humor. I feel I would commit to reading the entire book if I owned it. I have read maybe 40 pages of it while "at work" in a library that had it. This book is rare maybe, not sure. I feel I will read it in entirety within 1-2 years. I look forward to reading it.
The Ark Sakura by Kobo Abe
I have read maybe 30 pages. I have it in "giant" hardcover edition. If I had a softcover edition I feel I would read it in entirety within 1-2 months. I feel committed to reading it in entirety at some point. I feel that I would read anything by Kobo Abe due to his relatively consistent tone that I already know I like. I feel interested in reading non-fiction by Kobo Abe. He wears "hipster glasses" in his author photos from I think the 50's or 60's or 70's.
Norweigian Wood by Haruki Murakami
I think I liked this. I think it was highly readable and contained moments where the narrator was "depressed"/"lonely" without being dramatic about it. I don't remember what happened in it. I remember one part where the narrator was lonely in college maybe. I think it is about a relationship.
A Wild Sheep Chase by Haruki Murakami
I'm not certain if I read this in entirety. I don't remember what happened in it. I think I remember one part where some kind of "authority," like an FBI person, is standing in a room with the narrator and a sheep or something. I'm currently experiencing "weird feelings" that I somehow "copied" this book in the animal sections of Eeeee Eee Eeee.
Dance Dance Dance by Haruki Murakami
I'm not certain if I read this in entirety. I don't remember what happened in it. I think this is a sequel to A Wild Sheep Chase or that A Wild Sheep Chase is a sequel to this. I seem to have images of sheep in this book, but maybe that is just the title or the cover. I think the cover of this has a "ram" on it.
Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami
I remember reading this and feeling like I was reading a fantasy novel. I think it had a map in it that reminded me of Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior on "regular Nintendo." It alternates chapters between two "separate" books that I think vaguely connect in the end, or at times, but not enough to make it "not 'literary.'" Seems like a successful gimmick in inducing feelings of "this world we are in isn't real" or "there are other, alternate worlds that maybe influence this one or just exist." I remember imagining the landscape of the "End of the World" parts as like in the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami
I remember feeling excited reading the story about a couple "robbing" a McDonald's late at night. I think after reading it I told my mom to read it. I also remember a story where the narrator talks about how the only question he had, in his head, after meeting a girl, or something, was whether or not he was going to "have sex" with the girl. I felt "alienated" from that "sentiment" at the time in my life when I read that quote; I do not necessarily feel "not alienated" from that "sentiment" currently, I haven't thought about it currently.
South of the Border, West of the Sun by Haruki Murakami
I think I remember the narrator owning a jazz club or something. I feel that I liked this novel. I feel that I like his short, "realistic" novels more than his other novels. I think I read all his books before I had read any of the books I currently like most, for example any K-mart Realism except probably Raymond Carver.
Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami
I remember one scene where the narrator looks out his window and sees something in a building across the street. It is "himself" naked and doing sexual things to another person. I remember feeling "really scared" alone in my room in Florida after reading that scene. I was afraid to look out the window because I thought I might see myself naked and doing weird things. Currently it seems not scary at all, maybe I am remembering the scene wrong. I feel like this novel contains a girl being sent into space in the style of monkeys that were sent into space in the 60's. I'm certain that isn't in the book.
After the Quake by Haruki Murakami
I liked the stories in here. I think they were all, but the last one, "realistic," and more than 20 pages. I feel that Haruki Murakami said the stories in this book were inspired by Raymond Carver, not entirely sure about that. I think I know that Haruki Murakami is Raymond Carver's Japanese translator. I have "actually" read a biography of Haruki Murakami by his "main" English translator, Jay Rubin. I don't remember anything specific from the biography.
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
I think I read maybe 80 pages of this. After reading maybe 80 pages I felt myself not having a strong desire anymore to read more books by Haruki Murakami. Previously I felt enough desire to calmly and even "excitedly" "commit" to entire books by him. I think after 80 pages of this I became aware that I like translations of Haruki Murakami by Philip Gabriel more than Jay Rubin, who seems to use many cliches/idioms like "screamed at the top of my lungs" or "felt it at the bottom of my heart," whereas I seem to remember that Philip Gabriel did not use many cliches/idioms. Wonder if Haruki Murakami is aware of this. Here is a YouTube video of Haruki Murakami, "lol."
No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai
I remember the narrator of this book being "emo." I think there is a passage in the book where the narrator says he is "no longer human" due to extreme detachment or inability to feel happy or something. I have memories of the narrator trying to kill himself, maybe more than once. I have memories of the narrator looking at his child or something and feeling "nothing" or maybe feeling "confused." I don't remember what "actually" happens in this book. I think I remember feeling that the author had a complex/layered sense of sarcasm/irony that I "suspected" wasn't conveyed completely due to translation.
The Setting Sun by Osamu Dazai
I don't remember how much of this book I read. I think I remember some parts about the main character being a child and feeling alienated. I may have not read this book. I think I read it.
Rashoman and Other Stories by Ryunosuke Akutagawa
I remember feeling that the stories in this book were like "fables, or something," in that the author seemed to have "what if" ideas and then write stories to actuate the ideas, for example thinking "what if someone was never satisfied with their wife's looks" or something then "sitting down" and writing that story until the "what if" question seemed answered.
Sayonara, Gangsters by Genichiro Takahashi
I remember initially thinking this book was "too whimsical" or something for me to like it, but after maybe 50 pages I felt I liked it. This book has a Jonathan Safran Foer blurb, seems funny. I liked this book. It seems not available anywhere. I read a copy from New York University's library. I remember feeling emotional at one "chapter" while also feeling aware that I was being manipulated, but being okay with being manipulated.
The One-Straw Revolution by Masanobu Fukuoka
This book is about organic farming and the arbitrary, relative, "meaninglessness" nature of the universe. The author says when he was around 25 he felt, suddenly, or something, that everything was "meaningless," which made him happy. After that he went somewhere and started a farm. The book discusses how types of farming (or other things involved in food production) that use chemicals and unnatural fertilizers are causing certain effects that most people would view as "undesirable" in terms of health, "happiness," people's "worldviews," sustainability, the environment, future generations, and other things. I like this book. It has pictures from the 60's or 70's or 80's that I think show Masanobu Fukuoka wearing "hipster glasses."
Snakes and Earrings by Hitomi Kanehara
I think this is ~15,000 words. It is about a "depressed"/"detached" girl that is "into" piercings and then later drinks a lot of alcohol every day. I remember at the end the girl feels really depressed then for no reason feels less depressed, then feels happy and "hopeful for the future," or something. It seemed funny. I think she wrote it when 18 or 19. In Japan I think the "major" literary prize is the Akutagawa Prize, which is given "annually" to one person, but in 2003 it was given to two people, Hitomi Kanehara and Risa Wataya, who were both 19 or 20, which were the youngest ages to whom the prize had been awarded (feeling uncertain re grammar in this sentence.) I would like to read Hitomi Kanehara's other books but I think they aren't translated. One is available in the UK maybe. Seems like almost none of the books that win the Akutagawa Prize are translated to English.







72 Comments:
i love hikikomori
i like to read it when i feel alone
we like japanese people also
god damn it
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how long did that take?
sweet post
i had to read these paragraphs out of order to keep focused but i think i ended up reading all of them
Tao, at what age did you stop living in Taiwan?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/06/05/japan.herbivore.men/index.html
also I have this japanese sticker on my laptop of a burger with bear ears and a neutral facial expression and everytime I look at it i think 'tao lin'
thought you should know
The greatest Japanese writer was Yukio Mishima. You should read every book he ever wrote, and also read the story of his life.
Can i have the poster you made for the Japanese video??
You finally blogged about something 'of interest'
very surprised to find out 'Buttercup' is black and has dreadlocks
he is uninteresting/untalented/ordinary in posts
Will you receive any copies of the Japanese Eeeee Eee Eeee? If so, will you sell them on eBay?
@ME: i also had a different mental image of buttercup mcgillicuddy
perhaps this is because 'lucy ricardo's' maiden name was 'lucy mcgillicuddy'
@ tao: i'm impressed by/inspired by/feeling slightly envious of your well-read-ness in japanese fiction
good post
I am sorry you didnt finish Wind-up bird chronicle. Its probably my favourite murakami. You would probably have liked it more if you had kept with it. There is development. There is loneliness, i promise.
@anonymous sweet
@wtfpwm sweet
@brandon damn
@commentdeleted damn
@anonymous ~2.5 hours
@courtney sweet
@ivy i was born in america
@annie nice
@patrick i think i already mailed it to someone
@me damn
@dj i think i will get some, i think i will sell one on ebay, yes
@redpencil damn
@ben sweet
Congratulations on all the book reviews. I'm pretty certain that it is a difficult process to do that. I know you've worked hard, so congrats. I can't wait to read Shoplifting, it's something I've been looking forward to all of 2009. Best of luck with the book promos. _Will
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it took me about a year to get through wind-up bird. i felt glad and relieved when i finished it.
"I'm lonely" "I do" in front of Andrew's work in a pizzeria, among the highly educated, and savage bears dolphins appeared pessimistic. Describe a novel zero-age youth in the depressed and lonely and boring brand new!
I lol'd.
hey tao, what are your thoughts on a forearm tattoo saying 'severely depressed'
Re: Inter Ice Age 4: the fucked up thing is that people are willing to act in totally monstrous ways on the computer's predictions, like converting all humanity into an aqua-race by stealing fetuses--what a book
Re: Norwegian Wood: this is the only Murakami book I like without reservations about whether it is bad for me.
Re: Yukio Mishima: Dude Tao you would hate him I think, but he is really good. Tanizaki is also really, really good
Re: Underground: read this ASAP
@will glad you're looking forward to it
@anonymous damn
@brittany damn
@anonymous 'hehe'
@anonymous seems sweet maybe
@future damn
i miss the red bean cakes they seem sell everywhere in Tokyo and the absence of trashcans
must remember to read yukio mishima
seems like songwriting is an unexplored medium
uncharted territory with enormous potential
i always get scared when i think i see myself out the window doing sexual things with someone, unless it seems to be with you, then i think 'oh sweet'
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william keckler, go away, tao hates you and your boring comments, he's just too polite to say so
Congratulations, Tao.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....
glen binger, go away, tao told me he knows why you are sucking up to him and no, he still won't do you that 'big favor'
hapi, tao told me he's glad you visited, now go away
you too barefish, get the fuck out of here, you're annoying tao
and don't any of you come back until you've each pre-ordered at least a dozen copies of 'shoplifting from american apparel'
after that, you can comment all you want for the next month
tao's too busy to tell you this so he had me do it
really liked reading this.
i just wrote something here about Mishima and then deleted it.
chris killen, thanks for deleting it, tao hates mishima
especially 'confessions of a mask'
meanwhile, chris, go order a few copie of 'shoplifting from american apparel,' a much better book than any crap mishima wrote
chris, buying it will help you achieve what you need most, gentle effective overnight relief of constipation
now go away, chris
you must read 'the sailor who fell from grace with the sea' by mishima. one of the best books i've ever read.
This is a really cool blog. And I found it because I read "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy" (this is what happens when a drunk person tries to comment when he's drunk and doesn't have spell check at easy hand -- is it "cognative" or "cognitive"). I more a poetry person than a fiction person (short attension span) but ai (I) look forward to reading "...American Apparel". By the way, there's "heat lightenning" in Minneapolis tonight. Way cool.
tfcinnyc, tao thanks you for your comment, he is grateful, now go buy 'american apparel' and tell all your friends about it if you have any
as some people have noticed, tao is taking a well-deserved vacation in preparation for his coming grueling book tour and promotion
in tao's absence, the authority for this blog devolves on the vice president
since this blog has no vice president, i am in charge
don't anyone try to post 'hater' comments while i'm in charge, i'm not a nice guy like tao and i will hand your ass to you
as a nice gesture, please pre-order more copies of 'shoplifting from american apparel,' i thank you on tao's behalf
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like i said, i'm not a nice guy like tao, i won't tolerate shit like that last comment by that asshole. i'll delete that shit right away, i'm not as big on letting people have their say as tao
he is too good if you ask me, he lets people get away with shit like that and doesn't delete it, well, while i'm in charge, forget it
if you can't say something nice about tao, then write it on your own fucking blog, asshole
Great entry, Tao. Keep it up and this site really will become "the pitchfork of book reviews."
Damn
darknessatnoon, tao thanks you for your kind comments, now go away and pre-order 'shoplifting at american apparel'
anonymous who said 'damn,' go away, you're annoying tao
VP,
TAO DOESNT GET ANNOYED
shouting in capital letters annoys tao & me & everyone else, now go away & don't come back
ever, you hear me?
or come back when you can show the receipt after you've ordered some copies of 'shoplifting from american apparel'
no shouting here, this is a cool blog
CAN I TRY BEFORE I BUY?
VP,
WHEN YOU SAY THIS BOOK WILL GIVE
GENTLE EFFECTIVE OVERNIGHT RELIEF OF CONSTIPATION NOW IS THAT MEDICALLY VERIFIED, FACTUALLY CORRECT, BECAUSE TAO MAY BE ANNOYED BY STATEMENTS WHICH DONT PERTAIN TO CONCRETE REALITY
while opening kombucha idly pondered why bukowski appeals to so many young males, immediately felt a 'simple/plausible answer' forming in me
= ?
upper-case guy, go away, tao is losing patience with you
we may have to get someone to 'take care' of you
i will let your comments stand for now, just to show everyone what an asshole you are
just go away and buy the book, we don't make any guarantees for medical help, neither does any otc product
we do guarantee that you will get some damn good reading out of it
so buy a copy if you can get your fucking finger off the 'shift' key
you don't want to cross tao, bro
he will get someone to 'take care' of you like in a second
kombucha addict,
go away, you're annoying tao
tao appeals to young males more than bukowski ever did
tao isn't a drunk, for one thing, and he's like a million times better-looking
and he doesn't work in the post office
so if you put bukowski against tao on any scale, tao comes out ahead
tao is also a nice guy, nicer than bukowski, so now go away and pre-order a copy of 'american apparel' and i'll let you back here to post one of your nonsensical comments
damn, power comes with a lot of burdens
if anyone else wants to be in charge for the rest of today, that would be ok with tao
my girlfriend is getting really annoyed with me
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darlene,
i'm getting off already, you don't have to tell the whole fucking world, you know?
let's go to that vegan asian fusion place and forget about it, ok?
i love you, really i do
everyone, i love her, i gotta get off now
someone else, take charge of this blog
FEELS LIKE WHATEVER I SAY
WHATEVER I FEEL
WHATEVER INDIVIDUALITY I HAVE
MY ONLY OPTION IS TO PRE-ORDER
"DAMN"
DAMMIT WHERE'S BRANDON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
we need Gorrell in here pronto
upper case guy, you are somehow getting less annoying to Tao, and therefore to me
Tao reports that he is enjoying his vacation and will return soon
i'm sorry Brandon didn't show up to be in charge, but i guess you all know about his drinking/drug/masturbation addiction problems
let's all think good thoughts and hope he does well in recovery
brandon my thoughts are with you hope you get some of these addictions out of your system
especially the masturbation which made the recent poetry readings pretty awkward to watch
still i suppose if you want to hear cutting edge contempary poetry theres always a price to pay
THE ONLY THING BRANDON SCOTT GORRELL IS ADDICTED TO IS LOVE - JUST LIKE ROBERT PALMER SUNG
AND IF HE WERE HERE HE'D BRING LOVE, TRUTH AND JUSTICE BACK TO THIS THREAD.
Lin and Gorrell are currently on the run.
Tao accidentally shoplifted something from the mob and now theyre after him. Brandon accidentally ran over a mobsters foot during the getaway now they want them both dead.
Lin and Gorrell are now in vegas dressed in matching suits and raybans hoping to win a whole load of money to pay off the mob using tao's famous neutral facial expression at the poker table.
it's turned into a heartwarming adventure where valuable lessons are learned
some quotes from the trailer:
damn!
damn!
BRO!
sweet.
nice job.
AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
tagline: "they're just a couple of guys... in a whole heap of trouble"
director:joe swanberg
actually tao is laying low for a few days he said he can't stand all the hype and publicity around his new book.
said he just wants to go live in a cabin in the woods and pretend to be a deaf mute so he doesnt have to gmail chat to anybody
some of that was funny.
just started a blog for poetry/short fiction here:
adistractedman.blogspot.com
(pre-ordering SFAA as i type, VP, sir)
@upper-case guy: that's true
@anonymous who recited the plot of "Rain Man": go away if you're insinuating - like hundreds of people mistakenly have - that tao is autistic or aspbergerish or anorexic, tao is perfectly normal and has proved it over and over again, come back when you've pre-ordered the great new 'shoplifting from american apparel' so you can give it a good review
in fact, everyone on goodreads go give 'american apparel' five stars, it deserves six but they don't have that many
@ (tao told me to start using the @ sign when i talk to individuals)
@anonymous who said tao hates publicity, you are right, he actually is getting away from the internet, gmail chat [except for me], cell phone, etc. he is writing a new book, the one that will come after 'richard yates,' which - you shouldn't forget this - will be published next year. pre-order many copies when you can, not yet
still @the above guy, now go away
@M.N.N., since you have proof that you pre-ordered book, i will allow your self-promotion to stand
anyone else, you can come here and promote your own things if you pre-order 'shoplifting from american apparel' first and can show proof
tao said to say he misses you all and will be back soon, better than ever if that is even possible
So...Mishima Yukio is the greatest writer since Oscar Wilde and you've never read him. What the hell?
Also, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles was the first book of Murakami's I read and I absolutely hated it. NW was pretty rad, though.
Never read Kafka on the Shore?? I found Wind-Up Bird Chronicle to be very slow paced. Got bored with it fast.
wow.. totes messed up that URL :S Sorry for the link to random guy...?
i'm reading イー・イー・イーnow.
ARIGATO:)
you should read yukio mishima, kenzaburo oe, and yasunari kawabata. also, "kokoro" by nastume soseki. all of the books are pretty depressing and sad and lonely.
tao has a really low voice, what the fuck is up with that
it's kind of cool i guess
I meant to thank you for writing about Kobo Abe, without a doubt my favorite dead author, but never did. So thanks. The Lin-Abe collision continues to rock me brains.
(I also plan to spend the entirety of a near-future month blogging daily about Kobo Abe and nothing else, so this primes the pump, so to speak.)
http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-61-6
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