8.5" x 1.25" fuck america stickers
7/09/2009
journalists
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people
- ellen kennedy 2
- brandon scott gorrell 2
- miles joseph ross
- noah cicero
- chris killen
- victoria trock
- megan boyle
- tracy brannstrom
- carles 2
- sarah schneider 2
- zachary german 2
other things
tao lin books
- richard yates (2010, melville house)
- shoplifting from american apparel (2009, melville house)
- cognitive-behavioral therapy (2008, melville house)
- eeeee eee eeee (2007, melville house)
- bed (2007, melville house)
- you are a little bit happier than i am (2006, action books)
tao lin 'e-books'
- hikikomori with ellen kennedy (2007, bear parade)
- today the sky is blue and white with bright blue spots and a small pale moon and i will destroy our relationship today (2006, bear parade)
- this emotion was a little e-book (2006, bear parade)
tao lin literature
- essay about seattle
- essay about reading in seattle
- essay about levels of greatness
- essay about 'good and bad in art'
- essay about k-mart realism
- essay about thomas bernhard
- essay about short stories
- the 'can't concentrate' manatee
- the nearly-severely depressed bird
- the existentially-fucked megamouth shark
- the professional sasquatch
- the gay stepdad
- the disappointed ant
- the vegan muffin
- the smart moose
- the giant moose
- sex story
- exactly what i want
- love is a thing on sale
- leftover crack in red hook
- sasquatch
- should
- bear poem
- unemployed
- february
- october
- friday
- whale poem
- opposite of song of myself
interviews
- malcolm gladwell
- chelsey minnis
- mazie louise montgomery
- michael earl craig
- richard grayson
- deb olin unferth (2)
- matthew rohrer
- noah cicero
- rebecca curtis
- lisa gabriele
- todd hasak-lowy
- joy williams
- stephen dixon
archives
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34 Comments:
Either seek out a sexual encounter or go to a notary and have your existence "officially notarized"
can you elaborate
when i think like that, i find it best to root myself in the "physicality" of things, as much of a cliche as that might be
this is best achieved via a sexual encounter
failing that, i've always thought it'd be fun to draw up an official document recognizing my existence, and have it notarized
A notary public (or notary or public notary) is a public officer constituted by law to serve the public in non-contentious matters usually concerned with estates, deeds, powers-of-attorney, and foreign and international business. A notary's main functions are to administer oaths and affirmations, take affidavits and statutory declarations, witness and authenticate the execution of certain classes of documents, take acknowledgements of deeds and other conveyances, protest notes and bills of exchange, provide notice of foreign drafts, prepare marine protests in cases of damage, provide exemplifications and notarial copies, and perform certain other official acts depending on the jurisdiction.
surprised thats not a run on sentence.
you can have any document notarized though, so long as it's true. a notary is basically an "official" witness for legal purposes.
believe me, i'm making these posts in between receiving these documents for a petty goverment office.
i vaguely remember reading somewhere
'hipsters would be the perfect sort of zombie soldiers if being the perfect zombie soldier were endorsed by carles/tao lin/mr. rodgers
'or if the potential for "metairony" reached "absolute zero"'
seems like 'fuck america' vandalism 'en masse' would cause a 'nation-crippling shitstorm'
'damn'
way to initiate the revolution tao
government
j, sorry for 'usurping' your follow-up
Tao. Bro. My girlfriend works for homeland security. Just thought I should put that out there. If I buy a sticker it might compromise my future as a stay at home dad.
dead
you are now officially 'unemployable'
think i might sell some shit so i can score a crying in bed sasquatch
is this a revolution?
if your tired of life, theres a quick solution
tiredness. murkiness. lack of motivation. sounds like kidney yang deficiency. try eating adzuki beans. soak the night before to decrease cooking time and increase digestibility.
i have a funny "fear homeland security" story about my mom and my turkish living-in-germany brother-in-law that now i want to write about after reading those three words in your post because they "reminded me" so that's one thing that you "did" inadvertently and unknowingly and just imagine how many other "things" you "do" that you don't know about
... this is a good thing
tao lin = "well, if the writing won't speak for itself then the internet will."
dude's basically a whore. this shit's gone past "irony" and just shows lack of artistic integrity.
but then again just by virtue of me being here i'm just a "lonely loser" right. so that should comfort him some.
for fuck's sake do something!
when i read this post, i thought 'i admire your artistic integrity' and 'thank god someone is actually doing something meaningful to help people and make them happier'. if you're 'basically a whore', then i'm willing to pay.
"when i wrote this post i thought" i can really write like tao lin now.
thanks for your feedback 'lonely loser'
sweet
i really did, though. i had thoughts of 'accomplishment' and soon after a vague feeling of maybe being 'severely depressed'
'the futility of it all'
feel like my life is a 'cry for help' in just one ongoing blog comment, or something
like maybe you can 'comment my blog'
and 'make feel better'
was that 'better'?
that was not funny. kind of annoying. give it a rest
The following comments are offered in response. Please choose one.
1. one who is tired of life might not be up to an activity such as fucking america. also america is 'handsy.'
2. stickers are a big commitment. buttons are a better way to make a statement without making a statement.
3. cannot tell if your choice of 'helvetica' is obvious or ironic.
4. would people 'get it' if you used aria insteadl? using arial would subliminally say 'fuck america' in addition to literally saying it. maybe.
5. none of the above.
Don't buy fuck American.
Gill sans and then --
Until then; buy fuck a Honda.
They're fuel efficient.
Gill sans and win --
Please don't offend my neighbors and loved ones.
xoxo
i'm borrowing the line experience reality as a vague feeling of vagueness
how come you removed the last post, the one after this one?
listening to dmb
The last time we really fucked America was 9/11. Now people have forgotten that. Your bumbper stickers will remind people that we need a new 9/11, like a 9/11 every day to totally fuck America and fuck America and fuck America up the ass.
I would like to buy a shitload of your stickers but fucking America won't let white poeple have jobs anymore now that the cuntry is controlled by the real terrorists
i say FUCK AMERICA because it stands for what i hate and thats amerikkka so fuck obama fuck america and fuck the nation of islam for supporting america fuck isreal fuck jews fuck Ame4rica
i forgot fucx mexicunts
nWo 4 life!!!!
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