Shoplifting from American Apparel (Sept. 2009) promotional post part three

The cover has arrived. It has a special feature courtesy of IBM, with help from Intel and Sun Microsystems.

If you push my name on the cover of the physical book you will be transported to a concrete version of my Wikipedia page. There you may walk around and touch my accomplishments, feeling for contour and texture, while not denying color and composition. Because of this feature the book costs $13,000,000 and will have a small print run. I think six will be available, four of them beta.

One review copy, albeit with limited capabilities, will be made and sent to Bookforum, as per my request (thanks again Dennis).

If you order from Amazon I think Melville House will receive between $3000 and $5,000 whereas if you order from Melville House Melville House will receive in excess of $3,500,000, I think. Thank you IBM (and to lesser extents Intel and Sun Microsystems), I'm really excited.

Goodreads page.

Facebook group.

Previous promotional posts: one, two.

"'Another "'fucking' 'retarded'" blog post,'" I thought in a vague, low-level manner while typing and editing this blog post; then with clarity (and a certain sense of accomplishment actually) upon the blog post's completion.