a giant blog post by p.h. madore about me
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- richard yates (2010)
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- shoplifting from american apparel (2009)
- cognitive-behavioral therapy (2008)
- eeeee eee eeee (2007)
- bed (2007)
- you are a little bit happier than i am (2006)
- 'e-books'
- hikikomori with ellen kennedy (2007)
- today the sky is blue and white with bright blue spots and a small pale moon and i will destroy our relationship today (2006)
- this emotion was a little e-book (2006)
- selected 'pieces'
- 'relationship story'
- essay re 'future of the novel'
- essay re mushrooms
- essay re koko
- essay re 'almost transparent blue'
- top 10 worst fruits re blowjobs
- top 10 animals w/o asses
- profile re 'tao lin'
- essay re 'sfaa'
- essay re [various things]
- essay re trespassing
- essay re 'blogging platforms'
- essay re 'three movies i liked
- essay re 'marina abramovic'
- essay re 'honored guest'
- essay re 'sfaa'/music
- essay re seattle
- essay re 'reading in seattle'
- essay re 'levels of greatness'
- essay re 'good and bad in art'
- essay re poems/relationships
- essay re [the word 'nice']
- essay re germany
- essay re 'k-mart realism'
- essay re 'thomas bernhard'
- essay re 'short stories'
- 'we will drink our coffee...'
- the 'can't concentrate' manatee
- the nearly-severely depressed bird
- the existentially-fucked megamouth shark
- the professional sasquatch
- the gay stepdad
- the disappointed ant
- the vegan muffin
- sex story
- exactly what i want
- love is a thing on sale
- leftover crack in red hook
- sasquatch
- we will drink our coffee
- should
- bear poem
- february
- october
- friday
- whale poem
- opposite of song of myself
- interviews
- jeff rosenstock
- stza crack
- ben lerner
- malcolm gladwell
- tony o'neill
- chelsey minnis
- michael earl craig
- richard grayson
- deb olin unferth (2)
- matthew rohrer
- rebecca curtis
- clancy martin
- joy williams
- stephen elliott
- stephen dixon
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I respect Tao Lin and sincerely enjoy his books
This makes me an 'Anti - 'Tao-Lin shit talker'
That other guy who posts shit-talking posts about Tao Lin isn't very funny at all
Ryan Manning
moi?
the asian helena bonham carter
will are you talking shit about me or not i can write 700 words of shit-talk about you if you want and i have no idea who you are
I liked the article. I also put a BRITNEY SPEARS sticker on the wall of my office yesterday, and people keep asking me about it. Tao, what should I tell people who ask about the BRITNEY SPEARS sticker in my office?
i don't think will is talking about you p.h.m., i think he is referring to 'whenparentsfleethecountry' or 'tao lin sucks' (or something like that) two previous shit talkers
dj, tell them it's to promote britney spears, she hasn't been in the news that much recently
okay, thanks for the clarification. i always like chances to make fun of new people, or sometimes i start to think they are awesome.
ryan, helena bonhom carter is mentioned and discussed briefly in my novel, 'eat when you feel sad' (melville house 2010)
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sound only came out of one channel from my ipod so i took it to the apple store, they said it was broken but they wouldn't fix it
i took it to tekserve, they fixed it
later i thought it was broken again, i took it to tekserve, they said it was my headphones, i bought new headphones
the important part is that there was a britney spears sticker on the back of the ipod, covering the serial number, and each time the person who looked at the ipod seemed confused and then seemed to block out what they were seeing and quickly did something to the ipod to make the serial number appear on the screen
but you don't make it known.
but you don't make it known.
but you don't make it known.
don't you want to make everything better? don't you want to make everything better? don't you...
i guess i'm a student that needs to be taught, the things that will save me and tear me apart.
but i don't make it known.
but i don't make it known.
but i don't make it known.
but i don't make it known.
don't you want to make everything better? don't you want to make everything better? don't you...
i type the lyrics i hear.
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