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'the industry' promos standing in front of the generals of the jaguar uprising (from left to right are the golden bear, ????, daryl the blacksmith, two tears boye, and ????) which contains contributors to 'bore parade' (zzzzz zzz zzzz is forthcoming)
i feel really good, my mouth has been like open and doing things like laughing or smiling, i don't know, the mouth is open and i feel alert and excited about life; zachary and i have been talking on gmail chat, we are extremely happy
i feel really good, my mouth has been like open and doing things like laughing or smiling, i don't know, the mouth is open and i feel alert and excited about life; zachary and i have been talking on gmail chat, we are extremely happy
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We are the Generals of The Jaguar Uprising.
We Are The Greatest.
We Are The Best.
We are The Wings of America.
We are, from left to right, THE GOLDEN BEAR©! (...thegoldenbear®!), Goldberg The Goalie, Daryl the Blacksmith, two tears boye, and Shotgun Sam The Man Breslaw.
The Industry is doing the talking
Our Finishing Moves, from left to right are "The Hibernator", "The Stick Save", "The Return To Sender", "The Trail of Tears", and "Some Really Sweet Powerbomb-Suplex Type Thing That We Haven't Come Up With A Name For Yet".
The Industry's finisher is "The Stock Option". He usually performs that on your ass-ets
Gentleman, we'll see you in the ring.
T....T.....B!
dear mr tao lin,
i was wondering if i can somehow get a copy of your barnes and noble poem- the one where you teach us how to steal from there. because i seriously love that poem and want to read it for rhythm and rhyme at school next year. i'll give you credit.
thanks,
grace cheong
grace cheong you better get a job before the jaguar uprising starts cuttin' promos in your direction!
i'm sorry that was harsh
disclaimer* the view expressed by Daryl Strawberry do not directly express the views of the jaguar uprising*
it should also be noted Daryl Strawberry's views do not directly represent the views of Daryl the blacksmith*
I am seriously convinced that these people have a genius IQ.
The internet is once again amusing.
a bit late re: your kafka post:
all the diaries of franz kafka are online but you already knew that I guess
you can even leave comments too!
i've watched the videos around 50 times
hi grace, i don't have the text, you can transcribe it from the video if you want to, thank you
i didn't know that erik, thank you
TTB doesn't know what I.Q is.
TTB only knows nature.
TTB only knows spirituality.
TTB is the sky.
TTB cuts promos everyday of his life.
TTB is not afraid.
Tao Lin,
EEEEE EEE EEEE was slow moving for me at first until page 88.
At which point TTB was like
"damn."
Nice work.
watjhwat what is 'eee'eee'e
Victory is something that is for same but most can't afford, but not all
this was the month we suspected pharmacists had infiltrated north america, and set up underground shops like gophers. at any minute someone could replace your right fielder with someone who looked like your right fielder, but could run faster, hit over 300, and bat in 100 rbi's a year. it was a new error for fear. it talked to us with the vernacular. it could talk about more stolen bases, crowding the plate, a smaller strike zone. then rise up and cut your career off with a wild pitch.
pitchers started to see it was a different era, their fast balls weren't so fast, so they tried to cherish the smaller things, like the curve ball, the slider, the sinker. but all that happened was they threw fewer change ups, and their era's climbed. sometimes when curled up in their beds under a blanket they'd peer out and squint at their lives, short green manicured furry dusty, chalky- and squinting back! they all just wanted names, like sy young.
life they learned, was not easy, not cake. not fair cake.
the batting average was up, though, and crime did not yet exist. the commissioner brought out graphs on tv, pointed at them. he reminded the people that he was not an evil man, that he, of course, come on now—he just wanted everyone to be happy! In bed, he contemplated the abolition of both anger and unhappiness, the outlawing of them. new happiness, old happiness, one had to go. could he do that? did he have the resources? why hadn't he thought of this before? it was an election year, and the future was very uncertain. Leaders all over the globe began to go on tv with graphs, pie charts, and precariously long series of rhetorical questions.
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this was the same month Daryl started experimenting with "baseball-caffeine".
thanks
i'm excited
i think i'm also going to read a poem about grass that i wrote
i'm excited
Happy. Yes. I played tennis today and there are trees with things on them outside my window.
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