penis dictionary
by kristen iskandrian and tao lin
oscicloosiclocsius - a penis whose length is twelve times the width
lance bass - a penis shaped like a human head
vunculum - a penis with avuncular qualities
loga - a penis that weighs over 4 pounds
deb-olin-unferth-post-being-pushed-too-far-down - a penis with above average blogging skills
paypal - a penis with a magnetic strip that can be used at an ATM machine in the event of a missing ATM card
kristin - a penis that looks familiar
ewek - a penis that appears smaller than it really is
hapepned - a penis that looks vaguely wrong
buebye - a penis that made a noise
abotu - a penis that longs to be something else
megacash - a penis that looks extremely promising
goind - a penis that feels strange
losuohbeshe - a penis that is stuck to another penis
ok-yes-good - a penis that can speak rudimentary english
wheat based - an unappetizing penis that may cause allergic reactions
goragons - a penis made of steel
oscicloosiclocsius - a penis whose length is twelve times the width
lance bass - a penis shaped like a human head
vunculum - a penis with avuncular qualities
loga - a penis that weighs over 4 pounds
deb-olin-unferth-post-being-pushed-too-far-down - a penis with above average blogging skills
paypal - a penis with a magnetic strip that can be used at an ATM machine in the event of a missing ATM card
kristin - a penis that looks familiar
ewek - a penis that appears smaller than it really is
hapepned - a penis that looks vaguely wrong
buebye - a penis that made a noise
abotu - a penis that longs to be something else
megacash - a penis that looks extremely promising
goind - a penis that feels strange
losuohbeshe - a penis that is stuck to another penis
ok-yes-good - a penis that can speak rudimentary english
wheat based - an unappetizing penis that may cause allergic reactions
goragons - a penis made of steel
15 Comments:
cat's penis - a penis that i've never seen. why?
I have seen a cat's penis.
it is barbed.
it hammers the cat's vagina in a violent manner.
The female cat howls in painful delight.
coitus achieved.
back to sleeping.
i was listening to cbc radio and there was this professor talking about how a certain species of duck has changed in the genital region - both male and female.
the male duck's penis slowly changed into a screw shape, a drill, curly.
the female duck basically had an inverted-screw-genitalia to receive the male duck's screw. but only certain male ducks could get into certain female genitalia.
and if a male duck tried to rape a female duck that wasn't 'meant for him,' the female duck has a locking mechanism and false passages to prevent the unwanted male duck from fornicating with the female.
thanks for the cat and duck penis info
Those are fucked up comments about various animal penises.
I just wanted to say I enjoyed this post.
ryan - a penis that can be used to floss teeth, induce laughter, or with the pointy end...pick up very very very very small horderves
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ew.
this was funny.
what happened to chod
choad was edited out, we worked hard on penis dictionary, we had 'serious dick revisions' last night
ryan is a good one
Hi Tao-o-o-o-o.
Thank you for the penis list. To show my gratitude, a list of things found in people's anuses, which were recorded in medical journals:
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink.
Tyrone would be proud. I haven't shown this list to him yet.
andrew, i just want you to know that we put a lot of thought into our revisions. we did not approach any deletions or additions lightly. thank you for wondering where that particular entry went, though. it's nice that you noticed and felt enough of a loss to comment. tao, we are making an impact.
contemplative dick editors.
thanks k
hehehehehehehehehe
fabulous
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