discuss harry potter and the deathly hallows
this is the official discussion forum for the MIT harry potter club for doctorate students in particle physics who were going to kill themselves but then learned the value of doing something easy sometimes like reading harry potter or laying facedown in bed for three hours after drinking coffee
*the person judged by harry potter as the best at discussing book seven: the deathly hallows will receive round-trip tickets to hogwarts with luxurious accomodations by holiday inn*
this week's study questions:
1. is harry and his wife's dream of moving to paris to leave the boredom of the suburbs and do what they read ernest hemingway did, in a moveable feast, in the 20's realistically portrayed by j.k. rowling's literary stylings?
2. when harry said, 'my heart feels like a medium-erect penis wrapped in saran wrap until a ball of medium-erect penis,' was that an authorial lapse or because to indicate harry was so emotional he started talking like what he really thought therefore actually making the scene even more effective?
3. harry potter refuses to use a condom because, he says, 'it feels like i'm having sex with a tire around my penis and like i'm having sex with one of those balls of rubber bands people make to distract from existential despair but really just make the existential despair more obvious and actually concrete'
*the person judged by harry potter as the best at discussing book seven: the deathly hallows will receive round-trip tickets to hogwarts with luxurious accomodations by holiday inn*
this week's study questions:
1. is harry and his wife's dream of moving to paris to leave the boredom of the suburbs and do what they read ernest hemingway did, in a moveable feast, in the 20's realistically portrayed by j.k. rowling's literary stylings?
2. when harry said, 'my heart feels like a medium-erect penis wrapped in saran wrap until a ball of medium-erect penis,' was that an authorial lapse or because to indicate harry was so emotional he started talking like what he really thought therefore actually making the scene even more effective?
3. harry potter refuses to use a condom because, he says, 'it feels like i'm having sex with a tire around my penis and like i'm having sex with one of those balls of rubber bands people make to distract from existential despair but really just make the existential despair more obvious and actually concrete'
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An amazing parallel between Harry Potter and Eeeee Eee Eeee:
At work, Harry Potter's boss tells Harry he's fired.
Harry smiles. "You're just fucking with me right?"
"Sure I am," says the boss.
Harry likes this boss. Harry has two bosses. One is happy, the other sad. The happy boss's name is Matthew. The sad boss's name is Stinky.
Harry starts working. During slows times, employees fold boxes. You could go crazy folding boxes. Eventually there would be a killing rampage.
"I'm getting fired," says a workmate. "For not folding boxes."
"You are stupid," says Harry.
"Hey, fuck you," says the workmate.
Shit-eating grin.
The sad manager passes by.
"Hey Stinky," says a worker. "Go look busy."
"Shut your dillhole," says Stinky. He goes on by.
Harry smiles. Tomorrow he'll perform magic at the witch school. He can't wait for the witch school.
Later on, Harry listens to emo in his car. Matthew comes out.
"Take Bertha home," he says. "And don't rape her, or we'll now."
"Thanks for the awkwardness," says Harry.
"What's that?"
"I said thanks for the awkwardness."
Matthew smiles at Harry.
"Well, you're a little shit aren't you? Anyway, off with you."
After dropping off the girl, Harry prepares to leave, but there's a knock at the window. It's Gandalf.
"C'mon," says Gandalf. "Let's go to witch school."
"Wrong story," says Harry. "I'm not Frodo. I'm Harry Potter."
Gandalf stared at Harry.
"Fuck, it doesn't matter. Let's go!"
"C'mon," says Gandalf. "Let's go to witch school."
"Wrong story," says Harry. "I'm not Frodo. I'm Harry Potter."
Gandalf stared at Harry.
"Fuck, it doesn't matter. Let's go!"
i'm laughing
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That's neat though.
i think this might be the funniest post ever.
my stool is hard again.
the official site for the last harry potter book isn't a broad search topic
the winner is billy
billy, you're going to hogwarts on july 23rd and returning july 28th; while at hogwarts you'll enjoy accomodations from holiday inn, winner of the best shower as judged by residents, according to an advertisement on the side of a bus i saw a few days ago
i have defeated the bitches
Hey Buddy!!!
I think you've psyched or something. Although its a fact that students studying in MIT infact are psychos already. Harry potter is something we are proud of. Its real good food for imagination, which, i think, you have nil. SO just go along and kill yourself anyway jerk.
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