the smart moose

In a small forest in Alaska a moose sharpens its antlers on a glacier. The moose cuts down five trees with its antlers and builds a canoe. The moose carries the canoe and beats a group of campers with it killing eight children, two adults, and an Inuit passerby. The moose stands in the canoe and arrives in Japan where for the last eighteen years it has been general manager at the Kyoto headquarters of Sony's ear piece department.