- books
- richard yates (2010)
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- shoplifting from american apparel (2009)

- cognitive-behavioral therapy (2008)

- eeeee eee eeee (2007)

- bed (2007)

- you are a little bit happier than i am (2006)
- 'e-books'
- hikikomori with ellen kennedy (2007)
- today the sky is blue and white with bright blue spots and a small pale moon and i will destroy our relationship today (2006)
- this emotion was a little e-book (2006)
- selected 'pieces'
- 'relationship story'
- essay re 'future of the novel'
- essay re mushrooms
- essay re koko
- essay re 'almost transparent blue'
- top 10 worst fruits re blowjobs
- top 10 animals w/o asses
- profile re 'tao lin'
- essay re 'sfaa'
- essay re [various things]
- essay re trespassing
- essay re 'blogging platforms'
- essay re 'three movies i liked
- essay re 'marina abramovic'
- essay re 'honored guest'
- essay re 'sfaa'/music
- essay re seattle
- essay re 'reading in seattle'
- essay re 'levels of greatness'
- essay re 'good and bad in art'
- essay re poems/relationships
- essay re [the word 'nice']
- essay re germany
- essay re 'k-mart realism'
- essay re 'thomas bernhard'
- essay re 'short stories'
- 'we will drink our coffee...'
- the 'can't concentrate' manatee
- the nearly-severely depressed bird
- the existentially-fucked megamouth shark
- the professional sasquatch
- the gay stepdad
- the disappointed ant
- the vegan muffin
- sex story
- exactly what i want
- love is a thing on sale
- leftover crack in red hook
- sasquatch
- we will drink our coffee
- should
- bear poem
- february
- october
- friday
- whale poem
- opposite of song of myself
- interviews
- jeff rosenstock
- stza crack
- ben lerner
- malcolm gladwell
- tony o'neill
- chelsey minnis
- michael earl craig
- richard grayson
- deb olin unferth (2)
- matthew rohrer
- rebecca curtis
- clancy martin
- joy williams
- stephen elliott
- stephen dixon
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20 Comments:
that is a nice story, I think.
that half-eaten apple reminds me of a mitch hedberg joke.
I'm impressed you didn't say "fucked."
Except you are back in New York now, yeah?
tao with a green apple
ps
my computer has been in the shop for a long time
i am looking at your blog for the first time in maybe a few months and there is a lot of good stuff, thank you for having a good blog
ryan,
i think it made my life more exciting. i didn't deliver pizzas to pay rent. i delivered pizzas one summer in florida, while living with my parents. maybe i accidentally lied to the interviewer.
steve,
thank you
wells,
yes, i am in new york now
ashley,
thank you for saying i have a good blog. i will get books on monday and send to people including you.
i like how the media fills my head with propaganda. you are a pizza delivery man.
I think the journalsit just wanted an "interesting" "human-interest-esque" lede so she could win a Pulitzer.
asian ho leaves a life of prostitution, smoothies, and drugs to write five books about severe depression
it would have been funny to talk about ha jin in that interview because some of the editors might have actually known who he is. you should have said you used to deliver pizzas with ha jin to support your heroin addiction.
that's terribly cliche, don't you think?
I'm sorry
you should do my interviews for me from now on, they would be better
i want to get five interviews then assign them to people
You should hire a few interns to do your interviews in order to free up your schedule. You can put up a job listing for interns at a local college. You can call your company Domino's Pizza. Interns get v excited at the chance to work for free. You will get lots of interns, I bet. It is never lonely with Interns.
can i do an interview
i am not doing anything exciting in life right now and that would give me one thing
ryan,
i wrote down on my to-do list last night to get an intern off craigslist to help me get more facebook friends so when my books are out i can invite them to an 'event' for 'buying my books'
thank you for reinforcing my idea
my idea
ashley,
email me and i will give you a list of places that you can pitch an interview with me to, and then you can interview me
that would be nice
thank you for wanting to interview me
is this the new issue of hyphen?
to celebrate the imminent release of bed and eeeee eee eeee, i quit smoking.
yes. it is in new hyphen, the one with the blue cover.
i'm glad my books had a concrete effect on you.
victory for clay banes
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