The Giant Moose

At Walgreens The Giant Moose looks around with a distracted facial expression. The Giant Moose puts 4 packs of Energizer e2 lithium batteries into its mouth and exits Walgreens. The Giant Moose is in Union Square. The Giant Moose rides the N train to Chinatown. The Giant Moose is in Chinatown. A small woman tries to sell The Giant Moose a handbag. The Giant Moose stares at the handbag. “Do you have a green one?” says The Giant Moose. The Giant Moose pays for the green handbag with a hundred dollar bill. At home The Giant Moose exercises by running in place. The Giant Moose’s suitemate knocks on The Giant Moose’s door. “There’s a reading tonight at 7. Do you want to go?” says suitemate. “I’m not going,” says The Giant Moose. The Giant Moose charges at his suitemate and pushes him into a wall. The Giant Moose’s suitemate is inside the wall. “Shit...,” thinks The Giant Moose. The Giant Moose covers the hole in the wall with 3 posters and goes to sleep.