the giant moose

At Walgreens the giant moose looks around with a distracted facial expression. The giant moose puts 4 packs of energizer e2 lithium batteries into its mouth and walks out of Walgreens. The giant moose is in Union Square. The giant moose takes the N train to Chinatown. The giant moose is in Chinatown. A small woman tries to sell the giant moose a handbag. The giant moose stares at the handbag. “Do you have a green one?” says the giant moose. The giant moose pays for the green handbag with a hundred dollar bill. At home the giant moose exercises by running in place. The giant moose’s suitemate knocks on the giant moose’s door. “There’s a reading tonight at 7. Do you want to go?” says the giant moose’s suitemate. “I’m not going,” says the giant moose. The giant moose charges at his suitemate and hits him and pushes him into a wall. The giant moose’s suitemate is inside the wall. “Fuck,” the giant moose thinks. The giant moose covers the hole in the wall with 3 posters and goes to sleep.