3/1/07

eeeee eee eeee & bed

"Tao Lin writes from moods that less radical writers would let pass - from laziness, from vacancy, from boredom. And it turns out that his report from these places is moving and necessary, not to mention frequently hilarious." - Miranda July

"If you put Gertrude Stein, Donald Barthelme, Stephen Dixon, and Andre Breton in a blender, you might get—well, I don't know what you'd get, but reading Tao Lin makes me wonder. He's the most distinctive young writer I've come upon in a long time: the most intrepid, the funniest, the strangest. He is actually completely unlike anyone else, so just forget the first part of this blurb. Tao Lin is a new voice, and the pleasure of reading his work is a new kind of pleasure." - Brian Morton

“TAO LIN WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND SAY THANK YOU AFTERWARDS!" - Amy Fusselman

"Tao Lin's territory is the rich, neglected space between the bigger things we thought we already knew. Only in his hands everything becomes strange--a little warped, a little sad, and a whole lot more intriguing. With understated lyricism he reminds us that if we can't fix things, then at least we can try to see them with perfect clarity." - Todd Hasak-Lowy
here is a list of people who pre-ordered; thank you people
elliot stevens
jim gross
clay banes
nick antosca
sharon snelson
john dermot woods
ashley moyers
stijn bolle
kevin o'cuinn
sam cole
ryan downey
ami tian
jessica godley
daniel spinks
aj muhammad
andrew hatchell
chris moran
ian davisson
brandy blue
william stobb
will gallien
kristen iskandrian
loren sobieski
nikki lentz
noah falck
mike young
jean rhys
matthew simmons
michael lawson
aston wilson
candace lauder
ryan laks
rebecca ray
suneel modani
matt verburg
nathan martin
wells oliver

14 Comments:

Blogger MadisonGlass said...

Wow. You took my link off your blog. After I apologized.

I was rejected, as a person, by Tao Lin.

Wow.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i didn't reject you as a person

the links list is small, it is mostly just all bear parade people plus clay banes and nick antosca and matthew simmons

12:35 AM  
Blogger Mr. Lamb Fries said...

Had I known you would post a list I wouldn't have used my girlfriend's paypal account.
Now she's getting all the publicity.

2:09 PM  
Blogger MadisonGlass said...

Sure.

You took it down and now you don't email me anymore.

I'm sad.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

lamb fries,

which one are you? i will change

11:25 PM  
Blogger Mr. Lamb Fries said...

Sharon S.
Thank you.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i will probably email you later on maybe, it's good you kept trying to email me and confronted me when i ignored you

11:28 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

chuck, what publicity should i give you? you don't have a blog.

1:00 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

the picture of joy williams is good. i was surprised.

1:01 AM  
Blogger CLAY BANES said...

i'm going to sell a lot of copies of your books.

2:48 AM  
Blogger Mr. Lamb Fries said...

Sharon doesn't have a blog either.

I pre-ordered your book and you are now fucking with me. That's how Tao Lin treats his loyal readers: he fucks with them, plays mindgames in the comments section of his blog.

I used to have a blog. On the blog I posted my McSweeneys rejections. Then a submission got accepted and the blog was ruined.

Now I'm starting a print journal. It's called The Smell of Kissinger's Scrotum and the only thing I want from you Tao is for you to stop fucking with people, stop playing mindgames in the comments section and allow me to publish one of your stories in the inaugural issue. I would also like an Ellen Kennedy poem, a good one, of Alice Blue caliber and not some snowflake she was going to post on a blog. The Smell of Kissinger's Scrotum deserves more than that.

3:56 PM  
Blogger MadisonGlass said...

Not just his loyal readers either.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

lamb fries, who are you?

tell me your full name and i'll link to something you did

you can have a story of mine and ellen if ellen wants

email us, where is your magazine's web site? are you lying? show us your web site 'chuck'

8:20 PM  
Blogger ashley moyers said...

it is good to not go on blog for weeks and weeks and then go back and see your name in a link

you're welcome

thank you

goodnight

12:25 AM  

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