12/6/06

bitch-crotch by ass hi books

bitch-crotch is illustrated by ellen kennedy and typed by ellen kennedy and tao lin

read blurbs from werner herzog, glenn gould, and jhumpa lahiri here

also available are the very retarded giant moth and the obese blue whale

if you are using internet explorer click the jpg then click the enlarge button

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like bitch-crotch because al gore is in it.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Richard Yates said...

al gore drives an SUV

6:28 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

al gore cares more about talking about his family than global warming

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

al gore would read bitch-crotch with a neutral face.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

neutral facial expression

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

terminology.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bitch-crotch has a neutral facial expression.

i like to think of al gore as possessing a neutral face.

it feels more permanent.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

you're right, that is better

good job

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these comments reminded me of poetry workshop and tao is the teacher

5:22 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

ask your university to hire me to teach

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm graduating

you could go in your glenum suit and say "tao lin should teach workshops there" but skip the ripping off the suit part

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm not graduating.

i don't ask my university questions.

my questions don't have question marks.

this would confuse them.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ryan . . .

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if my name was always followed by ellipses i would feel mysterious.

i am going to stop populating your comment section with useless comments tao.

starting now.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

glenumsuit

9:40 PM  

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