5/23/06

the very retarded giant moth

paypal $12 to binky.tabby [AT] gmail.com for a book titled the very retarded giant moth

each book will be written and illustrated by ellen kennedy and tao lin with crayons or colored pencils

each book will be different

if you don't order this book don't come back to this site in the future

i can block ip addresses i think

14 Comments:

Blogger Bryan said...

i don't have 12 dollars.

i'm fucked.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Patrick @ LitVision said...

WHAT?! I did not agree to have my moth chapters published. Chapters 6,7,9,10,12 and 13, the very heart of the book. What sort of game do you think you're playing?

1:47 AM  
Blogger CLAY BANES said...

i just ordered. please don't send me any patrick@litvision chapters. i only want the tao lin chapters and the ellen kennedy drawings. some tao lin crayon would be cool too. i don't know who the hell patrick 'what?!' litvision is. i don't have a lot of money. i'm not happy about charles gibson and i have to spend my money carefully. i think i have a rash.

4:43 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

the book is written by ellen kennedy and tao lin

alternating chapters

stop spreading wrong information clay

ok

only clay banes and one other person who i don't know who it is and sean kilpatrick are allowed to visit this site from now on

there should be five visitors each day

4:42 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

and noah falck

six visitors a day

you only get one visit a day for each copy you order

4:59 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i just got this email that i can't respond to because of the anonymouse email service:

From: anonymous@remailer.hastio.org anonymous@remailer.hastio.org

To: binky.tabby@gmail.com
Date: 24 May 2006 20:55:34 -0000
Subject: paypal? fuck u.
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled?
why do you think anybody will give you $ if u are just going to say that you can keep it and not send the book and not refund it.



u are the very retarded gigantec moth.



good that u are writing a memoire.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Carla Ippolito's Best Blog said...

That person would probably pre-order the book if you allowed people to paypal Ellen as well as you.

Everyone trusts Ellen.

Women handle money better than men.

They don't spend all their money on prostitutes (for example, Binky and Tabby, I think are prostitutes you go to) and gambling and drinking and then have to resort to shoplifting because they have blown their budget on manly vices.

Women are cool.

You are a male chauvinist pig for taking all the money when Ellen is doing half the work on the book.

Maybe more?

7:41 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

chauvanist hamster

2:43 PM  
Blogger Carla Ippolito's Best Blog said...

She spells better than you, too.

Anything you can do, Ellen can do better.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Richard Yates said...

hi.

i am ellen.

we are really sending these books.

we have already started making them.

the money will be used to feed us.

we are unemployed vegans.

$12 = like 5 porridges

we like porridge

we like moths

tao lin is a stupid motherfucker

you will be getting the books

5:23 PM  
Blogger Richard Yates said...

bryan is fucked.

bryan gets a pro bono moth book.

for all of you reading this and saying 'that's not fair' you're right

it isn't fair

but i dont care

bryan gets a pro bono moth book

no one else gets a pro bono moth book

patrick @ litvision chapters are not included in either the paid moth book or the pro bono moth book

thank you

5:55 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

bryan email your address

ellen promised a free one

now i have to force her to make it

she is stupid

now i have to force her to make one

email your address

6:07 PM  
Blogger Richard Yates said...

bryan

email me

tao is stupid

email me

my email is on my blog profile or something

i dont know

i have a black pen

it's pointy

i just wrote out all the moth chapters by hand with my black pen because i was bored and didnt want to print

7:52 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

fuck the very retarded giant moth

11:15 AM  

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