sincerity
7500 word story
less real people will probably read this story starting now
than interns have already read it since a year ago
less real people will probably read this story starting now
than interns have already read it since a year ago
missouri review (2.03.05 rejected 2.18.05)
one story (2.03.05 rejected 6.15.05)
mcsweeneys (2.03.05)
oxford american (2.03.05)
the new yorker (2.03.05 rejected 3.14.05)
swink (2.03.05)
mid-american review (2.04.05 rejected 5.31.05 with note)
night train magazine (2.06.05 rejected 2.25.05)
prairie schooner (2.10.05 rejected 5.10.05)
chattahoochee review (2.10.05)
a public space (6.03.05 rejected 7.01.05)
hobart (6.19.05 rejected 9.06.05)
spork (7.27.05 rejected 9.09.05)
post road (8.10.05 rejected 10.28.05)
the new yorker (9.13.05 rejected 12.12.05)
pindeldyboz (9.14.05 withdrawn 1.02.06)
opium magazine (10.10.05 todd never read it)
american short fiction (10.19.05 rejected 11.13.05 with note)
monkeybicycle (10.21.05 rejected 11.27.05)
nerve (11.13.05 withdrawn 1.02.06)
new york tyrant (11.30.05 withdrawn 1.02.06)
one story (12.04.05 withdrawn 1.02.06)
dirt press (12.04.05 accepted 1.02.06)
21 Comments:
That was my favorite story in the collection.
tao, you need to slow down. relax and let's have a party here in bama. i'm a little surprised at your growing popularity among us bamabros and mississippians.
That's too bad about the question marks. My friend just had a story published online and all of the italicized portions were no longer italicized.
I liked your story, though I admit I didn't read the whole thing. I liked what I read, though.
karin, the question marks look normal on my screen
so that's too bad about your computer
bamabro, you're a little surprised at my growing popularity... uh what are you talking about
I think my browser converted the quotes into question marks.
Oh, and by the way, the $10 I paid to Kitchen Sink was NOT for a competition.
They really charge ten bucks! Why pay ten bucks to that shitty magazine!
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tao--
you're embraced by us disillusioned southern bros. we can't stand the asian/african diaspora or multi-cultural shit like you
for the record, this is my ever favorite blog.
I wonder what I and Karin can do together with ten bucks...
I love you, and your story, and your style. That is all.
no one pay kitchen sink
submit to juked.com instead
i'm tired of people starting things then complaining about money
instead of giving money to kitchen sink give it to homeless people
and submit to juked.com
or read your things to homeless people and submit ten dollars to them
no one needs to read about bright eyes in kitchen sink
clay, thank you
maya, thank you for being in love with me
I bet you're bamabro, Tao.
Oh yeah, great story. It's been a while since I've been here.
i bet clay banes is bamabro
i can think of one really easy way to not get rejected anymore. stop submitting.
it worked for me.
no.
go away dennis, we don't need your stupid comments.
you just time-traveled, what happened?
i did time travel? how the hell did that happen?
i'm a slobbering & mystifying look-at-me suck-up. i only answer to bamabro when i've been drinking.
Of course, Tao, you're assuming that someone at those magazines read the story through before rejecting it.
no, i don't assume that
i don't think any real people will read the entire story either
maybe one or two
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